He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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