There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Your cock deserves a montage
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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