but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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