How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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