like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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