Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Randomize