would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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