very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Also, beer. Big fan.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
try to milk me bitch
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