She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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