she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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