can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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