census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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