If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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