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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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