If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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