we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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