he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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