Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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