Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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