we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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