on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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