James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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