So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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