She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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