You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Randomize
