you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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