We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just made my gag reflex go away.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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