He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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