Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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