so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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