i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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