I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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