thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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