Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just pee around me
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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