dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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