I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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