Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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