Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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