i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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