Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize