Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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