Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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