I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He shit in the fireplace
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