im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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