I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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