Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
