i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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