Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
how does that bad decision feel?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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