you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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