Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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