I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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