Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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