just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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