love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
