kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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